Home Teaching Woes

Okay, so, I (Carl) am trying to be a good Home Teacher to a single sister who is demolishing rooms in her basement because the walls were crooked. She is into Fung Shui and "the energy couldn't flow freely." So, as we are ready to begin, the sister reaches up with her big claw hammer and pulls on the sheetrock on the ceiling. The whole sheet comes down and hits me in the head (the sheet rock was heavily textured). All I could do was say, "Oh, it's okay." Pat wanted to put some Neosporin on it so it would heal quickly, but I said "No deal," as I wanted to get all the mileage I could out of it. It worked!